My wife wants to know why I don't write about her more

So, in the spirit of including S_ more often, here are 5 things about my wife.

1. She was told as a child that her ears were her most beautiful feature. (Point of fact: Though beautiful, they are not what drew me to my wife.)

2. She has a book sickness. Her Amazon wish list currently runs 20+ pages.

3. Up until right now, she thought that Phalanges was spelled with an "F".

4. She hates cauliflower and so has prejudiced my offspring against a perfectly innocent cruciferous vegetable.

5. She is a devotee of Asphalta, goddess of parking spaces. She always gets the space up front. She says it is a matter of faith and that I, as an unbeliever, cannot hope to acquire the same level of parking mojo that she has.

All of this is true. She is hitting me as I write this...